Getting fanaah for nothing....

tere dil main meri saaso ko panhaa mil jaaye ,
tere ishq main meri jaan fanaah ho jaaaye..

Subhaan allah!!! One of the reasons i gave myself before going to the movie,was that if not anything ,it looks like da movie has some good shayeries.And i wasn't totally wrong...
Check this..

mujhe masjid main baithkar peene ki rajha dede eh gaalib
yaa toh koi aisi jagaah dikha jahaan khuda nahi hota..

Means...DEAr Gaalib!Grant me da permission to drink(alcohol ofcourse) in da Mosque "or"..show me a place where God doesnt exists!

Sans few of the shayeries,...the movie wasn't worth a watch !The story was plotted loosely..i mean typical of hindi movies...Aamir comes on Kajol's door after getting encountered by army...itefaaque(coincidence) ki baat hai!!(lol)

But they well managed da finer details n technicalities..like only Amir sees both of them in flashback,not Kajol(she ought not,being blind earlier).While Amir is uncomfortable while talking to her in second half of da movie,she only gets a dejavoo kind of feeling.It was nice to se Kajol back on Big screen after years(she looks da same)...though Amir dint exactly made impactful insight...okay considering his lately accumulated fats,he did have some impact on audience who went..."How did he become so fat and look he's looking older."(his fans defending him:"they made him wear thick sweaters and stolls!!").....everyone wins!!

What made the experience bad ,was that i knew da story beforehand...thanx to da hype n publicity da movie got for being held-back from release in Gujrat by BJP.So here i was towards the end of da movie...waiting for Kajol to shoot another bullet and finish da matter quickly.Loooooooooong wait.Mom and I come out of screen and take a rik(frm Eternity)...
And our F-1 paced driver was kind enough to put brakes to save us from bumping to some other vehicle,just when we were at a seconds distance from it.....and this he repeated thrice !!!
How do riksha-walas justify their mistakes...or ill-driving?Well its quite simple,they simply give a long stare to da approaching vehicle(which means abuse of greatest rank among rikshawalas) and come out clean!

Having reached LokPuram in single-piece,(got down at earliest gate)...I said to mom "AAj tumahri Zoonie(also Kajol's name in da movie) binah kisi shehjaade ke fanaah ho jaati!!"My mom had da kind of look on her face ..similar to da one some of u are having right now...And my dialogue got wasted.

she hadnt yet learnt what fanaah stands for: to get destroyed!